You work out of a Hotel?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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