Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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