Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
