is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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