Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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