He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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