I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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