you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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