pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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