I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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