Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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