Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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