I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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