Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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