Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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