have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He kissed a someone with a penis
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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