I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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