I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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