But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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