So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just high enough for therapy.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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