Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
