I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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