Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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