i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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