Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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