How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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