Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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