that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
home. puking in laundry basket.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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