im gay
i know
yea but for you.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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