Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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