Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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