How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize
