So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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