How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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