He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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