she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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