Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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