No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Will exercising make me less horny?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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