Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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