Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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