He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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