I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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