I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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