Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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