Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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