i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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