kristin has been a bad kristin
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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