wakey wakey hands off snakey
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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