Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She bit a glass in half.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I could fuck to npr.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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