I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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