We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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