Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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