do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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