therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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