Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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