I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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