Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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