Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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