we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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