now i know why i became what i already was.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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